Modern beauty standards

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 1 year ago

EnsignRedshirt [he/him] · 1 year ago

Boy howdy, I'd let her cut my head off and eat me after mating! Am I right, folks?

Rojo27 [he/him] · 1 year ago

You've resigned yourself to the radical commie feminist agenda. Wake up sheeple

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 1 year ago

Women hold up half the world (after eating your head)

z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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barrbaric [he/him] · 1 year ago

Cancelled too soon 😔

Bruja [she/her, love/loves] · 1 year ago

Flyberius [comrade/them] · 1 year ago

I've got a cute mantis. She is pretty hot

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HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 year ago

She's lovely <3

Flyberius [comrade/them] · 1 year ago

She's my little tyranid

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 1 year ago

Sweet! What species?

Flyberius [comrade/them] · 1 year ago

Dead leaf mantis. She's about a year old, so getting on a bit

zifnab25 [he/him, any] · 1 year ago

You say that like people don't already want to fuck the mantis.

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 1 year ago

Where would you get this completely outlandish idea

Hector_McG@programming.dev · 1 year ago

You missed the huge, rending claws. Or is that just me?

john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them] · 1 year ago

TFW no mantiddies

Twink · edit-2 1 year ago

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Comp4 [comrade/them] · 1 year ago

I could get lost in those big eyes

Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 year ago

I hate skinny legs tbh

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 1 year ago

Well your head probably tastes terrible and she can do better

HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided] · 1 year ago

iconic

Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him] · 1 year ago

No Luscious lips? yuck!