• btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
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      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    16 天前

    Q: Why shouldn't you go to the bar with Brian Thompson?

    A: Because he falls down after 2 shots.

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • jackmarxist [any]
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    16 天前

    Is "dead" considered a pre-existing condition? If yes then how much did your insurance increase by?

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • buh [she/her]
    ·
    16 天前

    Why did you put your initials twice in your username

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • Verenata
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    16 天前

    Is hell all hot or are there like some cold areas too?

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

      • Verenata
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        16 天前

        Oh no... how'd that happen? goose-default-dance

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

      • quarrk [he/him]
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        16 天前

        Your claim: being dead has concluded with result: denied. Reason: Act of God

  • quarrk [he/him]
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    16 天前

    DAE remember when Herman Cain was tweeting covid misinformation two weeks after he had died from covid?

    https://web.archive.org/web/20201211020425/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8682551/Herman-Cains-Twitter-account-says-COVID-19-not-deadly-just-weeks-died-virus.html

  • nicklewound [he/him]
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    16 天前

    Was it terrifying when you spun around and saw you were getting gunned down in the street like one of the peasants?

    There will be no excuses for the terror.

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 天前

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead