• btbt [he/him]
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      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
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      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    16 days ago

    Q: Why shouldn't you go to the bar with Brian Thompson?

    A: Because he falls down after 2 shots.

    • btbt [he/him]
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      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • jackmarxist [any]
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    16 days ago

    Is "dead" considered a pre-existing condition? If yes then how much did your insurance increase by?

    • btbt [he/him]
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      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • buh [she/her]
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    16 days ago

    Why did you put your initials twice in your username

    • btbt [he/him]
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      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

  • Verenata
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    16 days ago

    Is hell all hot or are there like some cold areas too?

    • btbt [he/him]
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      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

      • Verenata
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        16 days ago

        Oh no... how'd that happen? goose-default-dance

    • btbt [he/him]
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      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

      • quarrk [he/him]
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        16 days ago

        Your claim: being dead has concluded with result: denied. Reason: Act of God

  • quarrk [he/him]
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    16 days ago

    DAE remember when Herman Cain was tweeting covid misinformation two weeks after he had died from covid?

    https://web.archive.org/web/20201211020425/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8682551/Herman-Cains-Twitter-account-says-COVID-19-not-deadly-just-weeks-died-virus.html

  • nicklewound [he/him]
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    16 days ago

    Was it terrifying when you spun around and saw you were getting gunned down in the street like one of the peasants?

    There will be no excuses for the terror.

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead

    • btbt [he/him]
      ·
      16 days ago

      Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead