This would make a great Christmas gift for the loved ones in your life who just aren't seeing results from a 2-way urethral stretcher! 
Y'all ever wanted to drop a log of piss? Then heres the product for you.
I've dropped a shid that was a piss, but I've never dropped a piss that was a shid.
Up your piss game, with this stretcher it'll make your wimpy ol' pees stream into a fire hose! Your urethra will be the circumference of a garden hose!!
I feel like you should get your penis taken away if you order this item. It's your body and you can do what you want to do it... within reason.
I see genital mutilation device and I assume it’s for vagina. So I was trying really hard to figure out how that works on a vagina.
but i don't think even one of those prongs would fit in my urethra, how do i get to the point where this becomes something that is useful?
