• MF_COOM [he/him]
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    15 days ago

    They have no idea if he left NYC they don't even know who he is lol che-smile

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      15 days ago

      Turkish Airlines

      He should just double down and openly say stuff like...

      I'm a big, big fan of President Trump and I hope that President Trump will pardon me. Oh, did forget to say how much I love President Trump and admire President Trump who will Make America Great Again. When you think someone is great you can't help but say their name over and over. President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump. What a great, strong and powerful man President Trump is. More than a man. He's America herself.

      And I deserve free tickets and other comp stuff because I'm a real patriot and a real VIP of the greatest city in the world, New York City - baby. The best city in the world. And I'm sure the most important man in America - President Trump - agrees with me that New York City is the best city. And who doesn't love President Trump properties like the wonderful Trump Tower.

      The witch hunt against me needs to stop. And I hope pray that the great and powerful Oz - because I see President Trump more than just a man - more than just a great man - President Oz/Trump Lord God Master of Creation and My Savior will smite my enemies. I sincerely hope President Trump will help me fight my prosecution and the witch hunts.

      And Delta, United, American Airlines, Hilton Hotels, Marriott, Radisson, Hyatt hit me up. At least three star comp. You don't want me dissin' you to Oz/Trump - da ya? I'm waiting...

  • BashfulBob [none/use name]
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    15 days ago

    Looks like new episodes of America's Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

    Keep your eyes peeled for a tall white guy. Call your local police if any tall white guy is in your immediate vicinity. Remember, remain vigilant. Together we can bring an end to tall white guy terror.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      15 days ago

      Looks like new episodes of America's Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

      Listen carefully to what I am about to tell you. It shows a dangerous coarsening in our culture that a highly successful, elite executive with had a wonderful wife and two glorious sons - was shot down in the prime of his life in broad daylight by what our show will unabashedly call a terrorist. Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

      You must not take the law into your own hands and be judge, jury, and executioner. Only ordinary people should suffer in such a fate. Furthermore...

      • BashfulBob [none/use name]
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        14 days ago

        Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

        I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't heard a rash of "Iran did this" headlines.

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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          14 days ago

          I think nobody and no org pushed that because it's just too big a propaganda lie. Polling about healthcare are always very carefully phrased and controlled so it's PR for the industry. But I think the average American knows how bad it is. Even if they and their family has been lucky and have zero bad experiences - they surely have a relative, a friend, a neighbor, etc who got fucked by their "healthcare".

  • miz [any, any]
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    15 days ago

    NYPD has offices in iirc 16 foreign countries

      • jackmarxist [any]
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        15 days ago

        And then they accuse China of doing it. Every accusation is a confession.

      • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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        15 days ago

        gotta spend that money somehow or else they won't get it next year agony-shivering

        I'm sure the official answer is something like "well, we are one of the biggest tourist destinations across the world so of course we need people on the ground in Australia do you know how many Australians come visit every year??!" or something like that which doesn't really pass the smell test lol.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      15 days ago

      If you have information about the CEO Killer appearing abroad call the NYPD CEO Killer Hotline at 1-800-GRIFTER . That's 1-800-GRIFTER...

  • buh [she/her]
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    15 days ago

    He’s chilling in the presidential suite of the hilton where it all went down

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      15 days ago

      Smirking to himself while holding an old charter of United healthcare that states that the person who kills the ceo becomes the ceo and carries no legal responsibility.

  • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
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    15 days ago

    We have reason to believe the suspect fled to Golden Corral, specifically by the gravy fountain. I will make sure to keep a close eye on it and not abandon my post.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      15 days ago

      Important! Requesting triple overtime. Plus emergency increase in food, lodgings, and entertainment funding is also required. Possible lead developing and a stakeouts needed at Cheeks Gentlemen's Club and Naked-a-rama...

  • Goblinmancer [any]
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    15 days ago

    In order to ensure the safety of the nation we must jail every white man

  • glans [it/its]
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    15 days ago

    wait is the guy on the left and the guy on the right supposed to be the same guy?

      • glans [it/its]
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        15 days ago

        how many evil pink twinks can there be to sort thru

  • vegeta1 [he/him]
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    15 days ago

    Jake gyllenhall gonna be hiding in plain site just chillin while these mandem run around i-cant