Well the narcos forced the poor ignorant indians to vote that way obviously, also who needs Bolivia anyway Santa Cruz has a inalienable right to seceed and take as many poor communities with it as it can.
ted cruz returns triumphantly to his homeland, ushering in an age of peace* and prosperity* for the christmas-caliphate of bolivia. cruz, now always seen wearing his signature red suit, is an iconic figure of democratic success, after his new lithium export policies are declared an unrivaled economic success.
(*terms and conditions apply, not suitable for the indigenous)
Well the narcos forced the poor ignorant indians to vote that way obviously, also who needs Bolivia anyway Santa Cruz has a inalienable right to seceed and take as many poor communities with it as it can.
ted cruz returns triumphantly to his homeland, ushering in an age of peace* and prosperity* for the christmas-caliphate of bolivia. cruz, now always seen wearing his signature red suit, is an iconic figure of democratic success, after his new lithium export policies are declared an unrivaled economic success.
(*terms and conditions apply, not suitable for the indigenous)