Just be honest. Let them know youre an anarcho-bidenist. The worst they can do is call you a lib
It sounds like you're being a rightist. Please refrain from encouraging counterrevolutionary thought.
Tell them you post on chapodotchat and they'll immediately accept you.
Tell them you voted for the radical leftist Warren in the primary
Challenge the recruiter to a duel because you think they aren't left enough
Yo, let’s meet at the McDonald’s parking lot nearest the geometric center of the houses of all involved parties
don't worry. we're all libs here. I'm sure they'll be glad to have someone new to radicalize on the team :af-heart:
excuse you, but ive been leaving things unfiished ny whole life. im so good at leaving things sometimes i dont even start them. just procrastinate on past the whole thing, til ive left it way behind. with such a storied history of lefting ideology, who else could possibly be the one true leftist?
Or do a Peterson and skim read the wikipedia entry on the communist manifesto
That's still so funny to me. He makes his entire schtick about being against Marxists and Marxism, but then admits on a stage in a debate against a Marxist on Marxism that the only thing he's read is skimming the fucking pamphlet they wrote to hand out to 19th century peasants lolololol.
I can't even imagine the deranged self-confidence you'd have to have to act like you're an expert on a thing that Vietnamese and Chinese 7 year olds have a better grasp on than you. At the same time I've never taken benzos so maybe that has something to do with it as well.
Show them your posting history. Then they'll be sure you're a lib. Also good luck
Tell them you used to work for the FBI but you became disillusioned with the agency right around the time Trump increased the budget for more undercover antifa infiltrators.
My PSL interviewer told me he was from Venezuela, so we broke the ice by talking about the infuriating imperialist news coverage, and I told him about my Maduroposting and Chavez memes.
Good luck, comrade. If it helps, just remember that the PSL is just dying to get people like you in. You'd be a huge addition to the cause. They just need to make sure you're not a Fed and that you're committed to all this (which you are). So getting through this interview really is just about them getting to know the real you.
Eh, I kinda doubt they would and I'd imagine they're probably be on the lookout for new recruits. I'm imagining it's like a job interview only you want to be there and they're not soulless middle management husks. Okay so nothing like a job interview.
Just don't mention this place cos then they'd assume there's only a one in 9816 chance you're not a lib.
