Dual wielding a crossbow and a pistol? One glove? Distinctive colorful clothing? Repeatedly ringing the doorbell even when there's a pile of mail outside?

  • Absolute@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 day ago

    Me when I get a new game that came out 5-6 years ago and I just equip all of the free stuff that was released in that time

    • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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      1 day ago

      loads start menu CONGRATS! YOU'VE JUST UNLOCKED THE YEAR 1 BATTLE PASS CONGRATS! YOUVE JUST UNLOCKED THE FUCKSLANGER HASHISH DLC CONGRATS WE'RE GIVING YOU 10 THOUSAND CUM COINS FOR BEING A LOYAL MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY

  • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 days ago

    This is what happens when people are turned violent by modern microtransaction filled shooters instead of the classics

    • dannoffs [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      I bet this kid doesn't even know how to super bounce or sword cancel.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    1 day ago

    Open carrying in front of the camera (every front door should be presumed to have a camera), shouting someone's name outside their home after midnight...

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    Bro got the DayZ load out. Walked to nick fuentes's house and picked up everything he seen on the way there.

    • Azarova [they/them]
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      2 days ago

      Person who tried to kill Nick Fuentes and also apparently killed two other people and a couple of dogs on the way over?? It's a wild story

    • dannoffs [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      Guy that showed up at Nick Fuentes's house.

      https://hexbear.net/post/4133324

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    It's the dayz loadout.. ah shit someone beat me to it