If he hits the gym every day for 10 years while in prison, he'll be shredded cheese
How the fuck did a family end up with the name Eagleburger???????????????
Who the fuck decided to rename themselves and invent the family name, Eagleburger?
I refuse to believe that derived from a trade or anything of the sort.
In America, everyone is named Eagleburger. If you are caught being named anything else, you are immediately executed by Ford F150.
It's so fuckign weird to think about what the family history is for these weird names.
Smith? I know where that name came from. Page? Wright? Fletcher? Knight? Cook? Squire? Taylor? Turner? Trade family names.
This shit is some weirdo in their family history renaming themselves and starting the family of Eagleburger. That person was probably a freak.
It was originally Eagleburgler but it got changed at Ellis Island
