Also, how much ass does Germany have to kiss before they become green?

The ass kissing they do is to Israel, not like, jewish people. Germany doesn't really care about jewish peoples safety as it relates to them being jewish. Given the self-understanding of Israel as the jewish nation and the conflation between israeli and jew that happens a lot I assume it refers to that.

Jury's out on whether whoever made the map correctly identified that gifting israel a submarine is of little help when you get beat up by nazis or whether it follows the very popular that germany of all places now has an antisemitism problem because it was imported along with the too many brown people