Look at his stupid fat fucking face. Just look at it. You could punch him with all your might and it would not hurt you. Like punching into a jar of mayonnaise.
I like to add anchovies, or garlic, or oregano, or hot pepper, or sweet paprika, or cumin, or parsley, or black/white/pink/etc pepper, or lemon/orange zest, or more lemon juice, or big etc
Look at his stupid fat fucking face. Just look at it. You could punch him with all your might and it would not hurt you. Like punching into a jar of mayonnaise.
your hands are really small or your jars are too big.
Wait y'all don't buy mayo a gallon at a time?
(I actually hate the stuff and never buy any.)
I love mayonaisse, or at least the recipes we use here, yours looks too white
Go on...
Erm, our is yellowish because of the eggyolk and oil and lemon, homemade or bought they are yellowish.
And we buy it in sachets mostly, less usually in jars.
Thought you were gonna say y'all add like seasoning/spices or something.
I like to add anchovies, or garlic, or oregano, or hot pepper, or sweet paprika, or cumin, or parsley, or black/white/pink/etc pepper, or lemon/orange zest, or more lemon juice, or big etc