2025 Jan 6th will be Trump kicking Elon out of the white house and Elon desperately trying to climb back over the fence after being locked out then getting shot by an underpaid security guard who thought he was a homeless person

  • Hestia [she/her, love/loves]
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    3 hours ago

    If I were a "journalist" at every press conference I would slip in questions like "some people say that Elon is actually making the majority of the important decisions. Is this true?"

    And then when he replaces him with another insufferable goon out of insecurity, just repeat the same line of questioning again and again.

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    4 hours ago

    There was all that talk in the first term about Bannon secretly being in charge and he for kicked out pretty quickly as a result. I guess the egos are too big to let Trump take the credit because Musk would have learned from history otherwise

  • Blockocheese [any]
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    15 hours ago

    Can't he technically get musk shot once he's in office again

  • ComRed2 [any]
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    16 hours ago

    I'm safe

    What a weird thing to say. Is he actually scared of musk and sees him as some kind of threat? That's fucking hilarious.

      • Rom [he/him]
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        15 hours ago

        He's tired of hearing Musk talk about his shitty Elden Ring build

    • borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml
      hexagon
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      15 hours ago

      Tbf i imagine he could still be fucking traumatised about that assassination attempt. He's old asf so the perceived time dilation probably makes it feel like last week as well

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    15 hours ago

    Musk will strap Æ-X-17-Delta-Theta to his chest like a bulletproof vest

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    16 hours ago

    Punished Donald appeals to President Musk, insists he is actually the real leader actually

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    16 hours ago

    Even odds on any individual member of his proposed cabinet still being there on Inauguration Day

  • HumongousChungus [she/her]
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    14 hours ago

    I mean, he's just turning it around to anti-immigrant sentiment and also misunderstanding the situation he's been put in, the reason Musk bought Twitter, yeah?