what does this have to do with being single? your wife didnt let you drink beer and eat beans? quit shitting yourself then ☠️

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]
    hexagon
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    5 days ago

    as someone who literally never drinks (maybe 1 beer every few months) i'm curious what clued you into that about this person. nothing jumped out at me like that but i don't drink like i said so unless it said like 7 beers every night i'm not likely to notice

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      It's performative because they're telegraphing that they're drinking in conjunction with being a "single millennial man" in the title. Implying the things on the whiteboard are unusual if not for the fact that they're single. Implying that if they were in a relationship they'd eat healthier and not drink.

      The "oh yeah, we drink alcohol.... exclusively on weekdays!" aspect is highly cringe.