The first two things they should already be doing all the time. It would actually be funny if there was a way to make the inauguration crowd small af, but funny is all it would be. The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it
The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it
ok but consider this: What if we convinced the actual inauguration crowd to play the star spangled banner on kazoo during the inauguration, and kept it going as a tradition. Every future president starting their term to an off tune buzzing that's meant to be patriotic.
The first two things they should already be doing all the time. It would actually be funny if there was a way to make the inauguration crowd small af, but funny is all it would be. The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it
ok but consider this: What if we convinced the actual inauguration crowd to play the star spangled banner on kazoo during the inauguration, and kept it going as a tradition. Every future president starting their term to an off tune buzzing that's meant to be patriotic.
That is no different from any "patriotic" tradition when looked from outside.