• REgon [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    Next election they'll run the newest version of Pete Buttigeg: An angry soccermom with a queer son and a thot daughter and a husband who runs the local HOA. The mom works for raytheon and she owns a large amount of those metal cups.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      She's going to have a Harry Potter bumper sticker on her oversized SUV to try and seem relatable to the voters. Not because she's really into Harry Potter, but because some campaign advisor said that a "My cat is a Ravenclaw :3" sticker resonated the most with 3 rounds of test audiences sourced from a strip mall in upstate New York.

      • REgon [they/them]
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        4 days ago

        Also she will exclusively be referred to as "the mom"

    • DancingBear@midwest.social
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      3 days ago

      That’s just it, they haven’t learned anything so they aren’t going to change anything… it’s literally going to be the same exact people from the last debates they were willing to hold. The same Pete Buttigieg, not a newer generation lol