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    • VILenin [he/him]
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      Computer, give me a food description written by a soulless husk of a consulting firm that best caters to cracker yuppies from San Francisco

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          Got exposed to plenty of that as a kid. Courtesy of my asshole family. Made a post about them 3 years ago, you might stumble across it. I’m grateful every day I didn’t turn out to be a failson loser preaching the virtues of capitalism

          But back to the food, when my job was flying rich guys around, I had better food from jet catering companies.

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              We used to have Caviar served for first class passengers for trans-pacific flights, there was always one guy who didn’t want it. The crew tried it once, I thought it tasted like nothing plus salt and it was slimy. At least I was being paid to eat it shrug-outta-hecks

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                  Luckily not to me directly, but I learned plenty of rich people table manners as a kid. Did you know you’re not supposed to use the butter knife directly on the bread, but you have to smear it on the side of your dedicated bread plate? And for the 10 different utensils they give you, it’s like the rich lady from Titanic said, work your way in.

                  But I guess that way makes sense if you spent 2000 dollars for two spoonfuls.

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      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        nah, this is actually how wine and food wankers actually speak