Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
Mayo is only good when mixed with other sauces, herbs or spices. Eating just mayo is like eating plain boiled noodles, kind of disgusting but something I imagine white people also do.
This is the only good take so far
I started eating just mayo after moving to a white country. What's happening to me aaaaaah
Like ranch?