Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
Agreed, can we also talk about self proclaimed "foodies" who launder their mayo consumption by calling it aioli?
As a vegan I really hate when I ask someone if their aioli has egg and they're like "of course".
Ayup