Imagine being such a failson that your creepy mom has to keep assuring you that you're the bestest and the most special main character.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      They paid (148)8 dollerydoos to be placed at the front of the posting line to praise the most special main character! blue-check farquaad-point

    • Black AOC@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      Simping for apartheid money. And people wonder why I have nothing but withering contempt for westerners... When the Musk dynasty gets done using, abusing, chewing up, and spitting them out, I'm going to have myself a long, ugly, tobacco-and-tannin-scented laugh in their faces. Individually.

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Me in 2007: All these fanboys giving Steve Jobs a rimjob is pathetic. There's no way it'll get more pathetic than this.

      Me in 2023: