Imagine being such a failson that your creepy mom has to keep assuring you that you're the bestest and the most special main character.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      They paid (148)8 dollerydoos to be placed at the front of the posting line to praise the most special main character! blue-check farquaad-point

    • Black AOC@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      Simping for apartheid money. And people wonder why I have nothing but withering contempt for westerners... When the Musk dynasty gets done using, abusing, chewing up, and spitting them out, I'm going to have myself a long, ugly, tobacco-and-tannin-scented laugh in their faces. Individually.

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Me in 2007: All these fanboys giving Steve Jobs a rimjob is pathetic. There's no way it'll get more pathetic than this.

      Me in 2023:

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    $44B to turn Twitter into an even bigger blowjob factory for your special boy.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I think the worst part is that she isn't even replying to Elon, but some rabid fanboy. I'm kind of floored that she would take the time to even read shit like thiskombucha-disgust

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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      1 year ago

      The amount of dumb shit the ultra wealthy do with their time and money lol, I would at the very least be on a beach somewhere far, far from twitter

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      If that is the case, she is fine with that and just can't be bothered to do it herself.

  • Tastysnack
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • thirstywizard [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Guy is used to being praised and pampered 24/7 and can't process it when not.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    If my parents ever did something like this, I'd be an orphan pretty soon

  • cynesthesia
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    11 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      There's support, then there's smothering to the point of nurturing a god complex.