Grim reaper might have worked. Or maybe the Count from Sesame Street, if you really want to lean in on the inappropriateness. "390 new cases! Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
Correction, didn't mean to say they were great, honestly if you want to discuss safe Halloween practices, in a costume, that's probably fine but also doing the death counts/serious updates in costume is always a bad idea
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Grim reaper might have worked. Or maybe the Count from Sesame Street, if you really want to lean in on the inappropriateness. "390 new cases! Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
why not...a doctor?
A plague doctor!
Surely sexy minion would be most appropriate
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
...meaning that sexy Wendy is the only acceptable answer.
I'm sure this is a good bit but the mention of "Sir this is a Wendy's" gave me a primal reminder of the trump reply guy and sent me feral
Hes fired
Correction, didn't mean to say they were great, honestly if you want to discuss safe Halloween practices, in a costume, that's probably fine but also doing the death counts/serious updates in costume is always a bad idea