• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Can we build a giant spring and just launch parliament into the Atlantic?

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        I mean, sure we could blow them up

        In Minecraft

        But that would mean less poorly written thinkpieces in The Guardian about how anti-semitic it is to drown MP's

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          Have we considered that putting Parliament on a suborbital solar trajectory might be an easy way of sunsetting Trident?