Yeah, get your foot up there. Look at that. That is totally professional. Look at that. I haven't seen that on there [gestures towards TV]. Look at that. Oh my god. Holy shit. Baby. Oh my god. Ah.

Uhh. Unbelievable. Really? [Gestures again towards TV] There's not one on there that - watch - that even comes close. She's doing 'assisted foot'. You don't need to do that, haha. She's getting an assist from him, she's going like -

Baby, how can we -- you've seem like you're getting a good workout, enjoying yourself. I think we could make billions of dollars. Really. You know, if you got like ten cents from a million views? That's a hundred thousand dollars.

[Lubricates foot]

Look, where's my phone? Grab that phone, baby. [Browses phone whilst receiving footjob.]

[TV : "Now, let's talk about what's it like to be a millennial."]

Okay, that's easy. Oh, God. Baby. Oh my God, you've got to see this. Yeah. I'm going to cum. Yeah, I've got you. Oh my God. Fuckin' unnh. Yeah. Oh god.

[TV : "Rolled chicken tacos are back, with your choice of dips. Only at Taco Bell.]

That feels good. That's the only real footjob I've ever had. Oh my God.

[TV : "The biggest deal is happening right now, at T-Mobile."]