Yeah, get your foot up there. Look at that. That is totally professional. Look at that. I haven't seen that on there [gestures towards TV]. Look at that. Oh my god. Holy shit. Baby. Oh my god. Ah.
Uhh. Unbelievable. Really? [Gestures again towards TV] There's not one on there that - watch - that even comes close. She's doing 'assisted foot'. You don't need to do that, haha. She's getting an assist from him, she's going like -
Baby, how can we -- you've seem like you're getting a good workout, enjoying yourself. I think we could make billions of dollars. Really. You know, if you got like ten cents from a million views? That's a hundred thousand dollars.
[Lubricates foot]
Look, where's my phone? Grab that phone, baby. [Browses phone whilst receiving footjob.]
[TV : "Now, let's talk about what's it like to be a millennial."]
Okay, that's easy. Oh, God. Baby. Oh my God, you've got to see this. Yeah. I'm going to cum. Yeah, I've got you. Oh my God. Fuckin' unnh. Yeah. Oh god.
[TV : "Rolled chicken tacos are back, with your choice of dips. Only at Taco Bell.]
That feels good. That's the only real footjob I've ever had. Oh my God.
[TV : "The biggest deal is happening right now, at T-Mobile."]
@VolcelPolice@hexbear.net pls put a stop to this, my eyes have been burned:volcel-vanguard:
Thank you for calling this one in, by god it's a bad one. Also this was how we found out pinging people works!
Yeah you have to type the ping a certain way for it to work, click the view source thing on my previous comment to see how. (It's the one that looks like a sheet of paper with the top right corner folded)
Huh, thanks for that, I don't think I ever would have figured that out tbh
I'm a very smart user who figured it all out myself. Mommy says I'm a special boy.
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I oversaw some developers and admins testing it in an old megathread, and I'm copying them. No way I could figure it out myself.
Oh shit I just broke everything lol, is there a way to press read or anything?
Haha yeah I'm pressing the tick but it's not doing anything, you've devastated the volcel police with a cyber attack
Yeah apparently I wasn't supposed to do that, everyone I've pinged is now complaining and I've been spamming the pings all day, sorry everyone I'll stop now. I didn't know this would happen. https://hexbear.net/post/44487
Hahaha don't worry about it mate
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Pinging everyone on the site for a joke wasn't okay
@aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net , let me see if I can do it to myself.
Edit: you can't do it to yourself
As an admin, you are now duty-bound to repeatedly re-watch the Hunter Biden sextape in the name of making sure I am not engaging in the spread of Dezinformatsiya.
Giving plenty of "during foot job" positive affirmations, slonking gangcrack and then cumming to a Taco Bell advert, what a king.
This is some real J.G. Ballard shit right here, a real life Atrocity Exhibition.
