My Nate Silver take:
98% chances that on November 3rd, a rapist is elected POTUS.
The remaining 2% is if we have to wait a few days.
Not gonna happen, but I would really like it if Nov 4th was the last I ever heard Trumps name or saw his face. Or heard anyone ever do their impression of him
The in person Election Day votes get counted first so it’s going to look like trump won until all the mail in ballots get counted after the in person votes. The chuds will surely accept seeing their lead evaporate slowly over a span of days without thinking there is cheating going on. Hahaha 🤡 🤡
I'm so happy that the "JoE bIdEn SuCkS bUt At LeAsT HeS BeTtEr ThAn TrUmP" takes are finally going to end.
Are you kidding? That's going to be the take every single time Biden does anything remotely bad over the next 8 years. And then it'll continue into 2028 with whoever the new nominees are. Forever
Welp, time to go get some rope and find a tall tree then