The west coast will be reduced to nuclear wasteland and ads will be like "in these trying times, we here at the San Francisco crater need to look out for each other. That's why we at McAmazon™ are offering free HAZMAT suits to any customers who spend 500 water bottles or more at any of our local chains, or sell their child into the McSlaveRing™. We here at McAmazon are a family!"
The west coast will be reduced to nuclear wasteland and ads will be like "in these trying times, we here at the San Francisco crater need to look out for each other. That's why we at McAmazon™ are offering free HAZMAT suits to any customers who spend 500 water bottles or more at any of our local chains, or sell their child into the McSlaveRing™. We here at McAmazon are a family!"
This is good. /c/writingpromptgood o7
"We're all in this together"