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  • gay [any]
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    4 years ago

    I want USAmericans to know that you're supposed to keep soap and a towel near the bidet to properly wash yourself. And that if you want, you can use tp before you wash your ass.

    Yes, I've seen some of you thinking you have to basically douche and go through life with a wet ass.

    • anthropicprincipal [any]
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      4 years ago

      Or you can just be careless about the environment and your plumbing and use wet wipes like my mom.

      They had to remove a shitberg of fat and wet wipes from her basement plumbing recently.

      • gay [any]
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        4 years ago

        Sounds wasteful. Just cut a towel into smaller squares and use one of them a day if you don't want to reuse a towel.

        • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          idk where I can hang my ass towel, I have the TP holder on one side and the shower towel on the other

          • gay [any]
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            4 years ago

            You can buy a cute box and put it on the floor. And just throw them on the laundry basket as you go… you can go crazy and put a laundry basket in the bathroom.

            Aren't there hangers you can install tho. Just glue a small one next to the tp. #lifehacks

    • anthm17 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You don’t need a soap and towel and you shouldn’t use TP first.

      • gay [any]
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        4 years ago

        Splashing water on your butt is not washing it.

        • anthm17 [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Spraying water on your butt should enough to get the poo off without making a big show of it.