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It only took this long for Americans to discover that washing your damn ass is a good idea.
I want USAmericans to know that you're supposed to keep soap and a towel near the bidet to properly wash yourself. And that if you want, you can use tp before you wash your ass.
Yes, I've seen some of you thinking you have to basically douche and go through life with a wet ass.
Or you can just be careless about the environment and your plumbing and use wet wipes like my mom.
They had to remove a shitberg of fat and wet wipes from her basement plumbing recently.
Then you shouldn't google the fatbergs in the London sewers, it's the stuff of absolute nightmares.
Sounds wasteful. Just cut a towel into smaller squares and use one of them a day if you don't want to reuse a towel.
idk where I can hang my ass towel, I have the TP holder on one side and the shower towel on the other
You can buy a cute box and put it on the floor. And just throw them on the laundry basket as you go… you can go crazy and put a laundry basket in the bathroom.
Aren't there hangers you can install tho. Just glue a small one next to the tp. #lifehacks
Spraying water on your butt should enough to get the poo off without making a big show of it.
Bidets are actually life-changing and you should get one today. Very easy to set up and entirely worth it.
That's the one I have, and I've been pleased. Been considering a new one just because it got popular as a concept so there are more options, now, but it's a solid cheap choice.
I know folks love their bidets, but what is happening with your poops that require so much cleanup after?
I'm sorry. Of the people I know that have bidets, many say they have intestinal issues of one type or another. I guess I'm leaning the problem is more common than I realized.
I drink. Probably more than my doctor wants me to. No tummy side effects.
The modern diet doesn't have enough fiber that everyone's just ghost-pooping every time. I'm very curious to learn about your apparently golden rectum and how you manage to not need our peasant ass sprayers.
I eat a mixed diet. I have some coffee but not every day. Aside from getting a little nutty and eating few too many pickled jalapeños once and a while, my poops are pretty drama free.
I eat beans too. Not sure I'd call it "a lot." I like to make them for work lunches, so sometimes it's as often as 5 meals a week.
I've had my bidet for years and it's great. It's just one of those cheaper attachment ones, buy it gets the job done. Having a clean butt versus grinding poop into your butt with paper is a pretty easy choice. Does make pooping places that aren't home worse though.
Its a bidet ad. They sponsor a lot of YouTube channels and podcasts. Hell, I'm pretty sure Dave Anthony shills for them on the Dollop (I usually skip the first 10 minutes so I'm not positive).
Trashfuture did an episode about Casper Mattresses, apparently a lot of these companies that advertise on podcasts get absolutely nothing out of the ads, like no ones buying a mattress based on a podcast ad plus everyone just skips the ads anyways (unlike TV and radio ads).
But its really cheap to get your ads on a ton of podcasts, which gives the perception that they are reaching a very large audience, which they can then parley into a big IPO. Its a big grift that, as a side affect, funds a bunch of podcasts.
My first time using a bidet was in Japan, and I long for the gentle kiss the bidet can deliver. Ive been butchering my leather cheerio with 4 ply Charmin like some sort of neanderthal ever since.
They tap off the line that goes to your toilet. It have a pass through (idk the what it's called when it's fluids), the clean line to your toilet screws into the adapter.
Yeah, it's extremely straightforward. The one I bought (it's linked in this thread) comes with a little splitter thing to hook into the water line. I had to go out to get a flexible pipe to replace the inflexible one that was connected to my toilet before (out of convenience rather than necessity), but it's a completely noninvasive process.
That is without a doubt the best ad I've seen in my life, guess its true what they say: Give a thousand capitalist monkeys typewriters and eventually they'll write.......