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  • garbology [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It only took this long for Americans to discover that washing your damn ass is a good idea.

  • gay [any]
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    4 years ago

    I want USAmericans to know that you're supposed to keep soap and a towel near the bidet to properly wash yourself. And that if you want, you can use tp before you wash your ass.

    Yes, I've seen some of you thinking you have to basically douche and go through life with a wet ass.

    • anthropicprincipal [any]
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      4 years ago

      Or you can just be careless about the environment and your plumbing and use wet wipes like my mom.

      They had to remove a shitberg of fat and wet wipes from her basement plumbing recently.

      • gay [any]
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        4 years ago

        Sounds wasteful. Just cut a towel into smaller squares and use one of them a day if you don't want to reuse a towel.

        • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          idk where I can hang my ass towel, I have the TP holder on one side and the shower towel on the other

          • gay [any]
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            4 years ago

            You can buy a cute box and put it on the floor. And just throw them on the laundry basket as you go… you can go crazy and put a laundry basket in the bathroom.

            Aren't there hangers you can install tho. Just glue a small one next to the tp. #lifehacks

    • anthm17 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You don’t need a soap and towel and you shouldn’t use TP first.

      • gay [any]
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        4 years ago

        Splashing water on your butt is not washing it.

        • anthm17 [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Spraying water on your butt should enough to get the poo off without making a big show of it.

  • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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    4 years ago

    Bidets are actually life-changing and you should get one today. Very easy to set up and entirely worth it.

  • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I know folks love their bidets, but what is happening with your poops that require so much cleanup after?

      • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I'm sorry. Of the people I know that have bidets, many say they have intestinal issues of one type or another. I guess I'm leaning the problem is more common than I realized.

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      4 years ago

      The modern diet doesn't have enough fiber that everyone's just ghost-pooping every time. I'm very curious to learn about your apparently golden rectum and how you manage to not need our peasant ass sprayers.

      • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I eat a mixed diet. I have some coffee but not every day. Aside from getting a little nutty and eating few too many pickled jalapeños once and a while, my poops are pretty drama free.

      • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I eat beans too. Not sure I'd call it "a lot." I like to make them for work lunches, so sometimes it's as often as 5 meals a week.

  • Lando [any]
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    4 years ago

    I've had my bidet for years and it's great. It's just one of those cheaper attachment ones, buy it gets the job done. Having a clean butt versus grinding poop into your butt with paper is a pretty easy choice. Does make pooping places that aren't home worse though.

  • Baader [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Is this is Bidet ad, or did you guys commodify pooping in a new way?

    • goldsound [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Its a bidet ad. They sponsor a lot of YouTube channels and podcasts. Hell, I'm pretty sure Dave Anthony shills for them on the Dollop (I usually skip the first 10 minutes so I'm not positive).

      • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Trashfuture did an episode about Casper Mattresses, apparently a lot of these companies that advertise on podcasts get absolutely nothing out of the ads, like no ones buying a mattress based on a podcast ad plus everyone just skips the ads anyways (unlike TV and radio ads).

        But its really cheap to get your ads on a ton of podcasts, which gives the perception that they are reaching a very large audience, which they can then parley into a big IPO. Its a big grift that, as a side affect, funds a bunch of podcasts.

  • anarchokamalism [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    My first time using a bidet was in Japan, and I long for the gentle kiss the bidet can deliver. Ive been butchering my leather cheerio with 4 ply Charmin like some sort of neanderthal ever since.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    That is without a doubt the best ad I've seen in my life, guess its true what they say: Give a thousand capitalist monkeys typewriters and eventually they'll write.......