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  • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I know folks love their bidets, but what is happening with your poops that require so much cleanup after?

      • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I'm sorry. Of the people I know that have bidets, many say they have intestinal issues of one type or another. I guess I'm leaning the problem is more common than I realized.

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      4 years ago

      The modern diet doesn't have enough fiber that everyone's just ghost-pooping every time. I'm very curious to learn about your apparently golden rectum and how you manage to not need our peasant ass sprayers.

      • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I eat a mixed diet. I have some coffee but not every day. Aside from getting a little nutty and eating few too many pickled jalapeños once and a while, my poops are pretty drama free.

      • TheUrbanaSquirrel [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I eat beans too. Not sure I'd call it "a lot." I like to make them for work lunches, so sometimes it's as often as 5 meals a week.