The deep state withholds the secret CIA covid treatment and Trump rapidly declines in health, dying within a few days. Joe Biden suffers a fatal brain aneurysm, Kamala and Mike are both killed in a freak accident involving stage lighting at an event in DC, JoJo is beheaded with a katana by a libertarian incel "defending his party from the femoid menace", it turns out Kanye only holds Serbian citizenship, and Howie Hawkins is arrested for being the CEO of antifa. Gloria La Riva is announced the winner.