Here's mine:

Trump loses but declares election interference and tries to stay in office, Trump is assassinated, ensuing chaos develops into civil war

    • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The deep state withholds the secret CIA covid treatment and Trump rapidly declines in health, dying within a few days. Joe Biden suffers a fatal brain aneurysm, Kamala and Mike are both killed in a freak accident involving stage lighting at an event in DC, JoJo is beheaded with a katana by a libertarian incel "defending his party from the femoid menace", it turns out Kanye only holds Serbian citizenship, and Howie Hawkins is arrested for being the CEO of antifa. Gloria La Riva is announced the winner.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      if I were better at image manipulation I would make this verson of the Jeb! meme to have ready to post on Tuesday

  • TelestialBeing [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    To repeat what I posted on the megathread: when/if Biden wins, Trump will bitch and deny it for a while, but will ultimately give up and go out with a whimper. QAnon followers will then conclude that since Trump, as they understand him, would never simply surrender to the deep state without doing the Storm, the Trump who leaves the White House cannot be the real Trump, but only a clone. The real Trump will of course be in occultation, waiting for the right moment to return and execute Barack Obama and Nellie Ohr, but he will still communicate with the faithful indirectly through his da’i. There will also be a Zaidi/Khawarij sect who believe that it really was Trump, but that by conceding office he annulled his right to be Trump, and that the mantle of Donald Trump has now passed to another scion of the Ahl al-Bayt, possibly Barron.

    Fast-forward to 2045, the aftermath of the Third American Civil War. The Southeast is under the dominion of the Rojasid Successorate, ruled by the son of Scotty the Kid, who revealed in the midst of the last war that he was not just the emissary of the hidden Barron, but in fact Barron himself, and therefore the rightful president. Every year, thousands make the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago, where they throw bad food at an effigy of Graydon Carter and drive a golf cart seven times between different holes.

  • SaberTail [any]
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    4 years ago

    I'm going to predict:

    1. armed federal agents besiege some location where ballots are being counted
    2. Biden croaks before December 31
  • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    Trump loses and recognises it, the democrats then contest the election for no reason and bring it to the Supreme court who okay it but swap one state with puerto rico. Biden dies before being sworn in and Harris chooses Clinton as her VP, so Trump contests the election with a coup that the supreme court calls legitimate, before replacing another state with guam, repealing the 14th and 15th ammendments but only for italians, and officially renaming several holidays, still living presidents, and active diseases just so they rhyme a bit better.

  • OhWell [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Biden wins but the GOP manages to hang onto the Senate and thus Biden and Pelosi have a perfect excuse for why they can't do anything and push policy. As a result, GOP steamrolls in 2022 midterms.

  • orph [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    My main prediction is that it will end with an electoral college tie and somehow Trump will stay in office. My wildcard civil war prediction is that the CCP will pull a CIA and supply guns, money, and training to communists, giving us the edge to overthrow the chud army.

  • thelasthoxhaist [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    ensuing chaos develops into civil war

    i see you too read the great post by bread_in_baltimore

    i think trump is gonna win by a small margin and use the courts like bush to Negate dem votes, and that will finaly kick of the war between financial capital and industrial capital