Hello comrades,

Don't know who to vote for in tomorrow's joke of an election? Do you just want to move closer to implementing socialism in the USA? Just a big fan of really odd left tendencies?

In tomorrow's election, write in King Spooky for US President.

King Spooky is a necro-monarcho-communist running on the platform that it's time we had a spooky skeleton ghost in the white house. His platform includes:

-m4a implemented the day after election -m4a implemented by seizing the funds of every billionaire with military action -immediate withdrawal of US armed forces from Iraq and Afghanistan -immediate redeployment of US armed forces to Israel and Saudi arabia, to free the people of Palestine and overthrow the tyrranical House of Saud -NRA membership list seized, used as base for whose guns to confiscate -SRA membership list used as potential officer list for communist secret police

King Spooky may be an undead skeleton ghost, but he is truly cares about the people. Every 4 years (keeping the old timing to convert the "just VOTE" crowd), elections will be allowed. The candidates will be King Spooky, the Marxist-Leninist party candidate, and the AnarchoCommunist part candidate. Should either other candidate win the popular vote, King Spooky will willingly abdicate for the next 4 years.

Vote King Spooky 2020. He's better than what we've got going now.