Either candidate winning is a win/lose in terms of dunking. Either we dunk on chuds or neolibs. But it's honestly way more fun to dunk on neolibs because they tend to have enough braincells to feel shame. If only sanders had won and the colossal dunking could commence.

Of course, this argument is disregarding actual political reasons to vote either candidate, it is simply an opinion on which candidate provides better dunking material