if and when the inevitable "ToLd YoU sO" brigade happens over hair sniffer, i think i'm gonna pop a vein
Stop being so online to begin with. But try: "The next Trump will be even worse".
Also it's fun to get them all riled up and angry at you and then say "Guys I'm only 14 please stop you're scaring me". It really fucks with them.
I am Yuan Li, 5 years old girl in Beijing. The evil communist dictatorship in Beijing is forcing my Uighur/Cantonese/Mongolian family to get tested for coronavirus. My father cannot even inherit his grandfather's egg monopoly. Mr. Trump, please send your troops from the Glorious United States of America to liberate us from Xi's tyranny. My country yearns for freedom.
Noooooooo you have to be pragmatic!!! Of course it's not realistic to move left yet! In fact, we have to move further right to ensure that the Honorable Conservatives of the glorious righteous Lincoln Project will vote for us in the next election!
After Biden wins second term: No, of course we can't move left! Don't you understand that compromise is the core of adulthood? I've had it with your childish immaturity! In fact, Joe Biden is already radically left-wing, he's the most progressive president in history! The logical thing to do is to honor the votes of the Honorable Righteous Decent Conservatives by compromising with them and moving to the right! Both sides!
who cares. with the current situation many people are voting Biden with a fucking gun to their heads, just like they did in 2016. not like this is some kind of victory in the marketplace of ideas.
fair point. but there are people who unironically like him and will say dumbass shit
there are people who unironically like Trump and will say dumbass shit if he wins too, personally both of their opinions are worth less than nothing to me
It only took a literal act of god, months of civil unrest, and hundreds of thousands of deaths, but we've finally found the formula for the perfect political opponent to put against Donald Trump.
"It only took two tries to find a moderate Democrat who could beat a racist senile rapist with the speech pattern of an eight-year-old, you must be feeling super vindicated."
Alternatively, "Next time we need two elections and four years of fascism in order to keep a former reality TV show host away from the nukes, we'll know to call on the centrists."
Alternatively alternatively "it only took a plague that killed 200k Americans to eke out a win against the stupidest motherfucker to run in the modern era"
Either candidate winning is a win/lose in terms of dunking. Either we dunk on chuds or neolibs. But it's honestly way more fun to dunk on neolibs because they tend to have enough braincells to feel shame. If only sanders had won and the colossal dunking could commence.
Of course, this argument is disregarding actual political reasons to vote either candidate, it is simply an opinion on which candidate provides better dunking material
Tell them Trump lost and they need to get over it and stop bringing him up to defend Trump.. Imply they wanted him to win or something, wont change anything but it will piss them off.
...Also anybody could have won against Trump.
Just ignore them. They'll be crying in 2 years from now when Republicans sweep midterms and a real competent that rises as a result of Biden's failures and awful presidency.
the 2022 midterms, after two years of Biden forgetting where he is and shitting himself and no real policy getting passed... it's gonna be ugly folks
