"Oh my god, |forum_user_name| have you seen this? China is committing horrible human rights violations. I was reading the Epoch times website and they managed to sneak out some footage."
the liberal holds his iPhone model Vuvuzela in your face. A video plays: you see white dudes in chains wearing orange jumpsuits and durags, getting led into a grim looking building. Above the entrance there is a gigantic picture of Xi Jinping and the text "checking your privilege will set you free".
"They are constantly subject to horrible emotional abuse, it is bad... watch this next part"
The video continues: the white bro's are in a damp cellar, getting yelled at by handsome generals of the People's Liberation Army. "you piece of shit white colonizer! take off traditional Afro-American headdress now, it is not for you! no cultural appropriation in communist China!!!"
"They are forced to study for 12 hours a day, it is gut-wrenching to see this happen to defenceless minorities. They get subjected to arbitrary violence all the time."
The video shows exhausted dudebro's being made to read 'White Fragility' and Ice Cube's hotep tweets. Suddenly the word n****r is projected on a wall, and all detainees promptly get beaten with bamboo sticks for thinking the forbidden word.
"A Wigger Freedom Front spokesperson has asked for 'guns the size of lil bow wow' from NATO, I heard it on Radio Free Asia yesterday. I sure hope Otto Skorzeny can get them what they need before it is too late 😔. I gotta be honest with you. At first I thought they were just killing Muslims which is normal, every civilised nation does that. But when I found out you can't even be a white boy and listen to rap music in China, it got personal!"
I am sorry, this post has been in my head for 3 days, idk why I think it is so funny
plz dont ban
"Yo dawg, my county Wiggerland be like yearning for dat freedom, bruh" - @CadeSwift, Tweeted from Tampa, Fl