Facts:

  • He's a sore loser
  • He has a VERY fragile ego
  • This is the first time in his life that something hasn't gone his way
  • He spends too much time on Twitter

Like idk I think if the man sees enough memes about "wow if I was Donald Trump rn then I'd literally slit my wrists in a bathtub" then he might actually do it?

  • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I don't want to make light of suicide. But it would be a positive way out for Trump. His people would never believe it. He would live forever as a martyr. He would be frozen in time as the greatest President ever to them. He would have never been truly, fairly, defeated. Instead he would be snatched away in his prime by the deepstate. So he would be an eternal winner. He would achieve sainthood among his people. It would also fit the Jim Jones/cult leader aesthetic.

    Unfortunately, his ego wouldn't let him. All that glory is useless if he isn't here to capitalize on it. His brain literally cannot process that scenario since you can't make a good deal if you're dead. Sacrificing the ability to keep going on TV is just not rational to Trump. Why would he give up what he loves the most for something he could never truly behold?