Facts:

  • He's a sore loser
  • He has a VERY fragile ego
  • This is the first time in his life that something hasn't gone his way
  • He spends too much time on Twitter

Like idk I think if the man sees enough memes about "wow if I was Donald Trump rn then I'd literally slit my wrists in a bathtub" then he might actually do it?

  • Civility [none/use name]
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    You know how when someone kills themselves everyone else in their social circle is at vastly increased risk of suicide?

    There's strong evidence that this absolutely applies to parasocial relationships and well publicised suicides of public figures.

    Given the state of the world right now I don't want to think about what Trump's suicide would trigger.

    • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Literally killing yourself and everyone around you

      • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        My dad has made off comments about suicide for as long as I could process what he was saying. No joke I’d be fucking scared if it went down that way.

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          Most of mine are uncles, cousins, and aunts who I straight up don't really give a shit about. Sounds horrid but they all still back Rittenhouse and I genuinely believe they would gleefully shoot anyone they think is left.

          My father in law is one that has the exact same feelings. He texted my pregnant wife, his daughter and called her a monster, and said she can go stand with the damned and let her adrenchrome be harvested by them when she said she didn't vote for Trump.

          I find it hard to have a lot of empathy left for him.

          • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
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            I have a lot of extended family that I don’t give a shit about either. They all left a Mennonite cult a few years ago so they got exposed to the Facebook propaganda machine full blast. They were already rich conservatives living in the boonies of California so it was only a matter of time before they became hardcore Trump supporters.

            I couldn’t fathom dealing with your father in law, that’s so fucking awful.

            And yea, I 100% understand what you mean about empathy for some of these people. It is like they are chipping away at the edges until you have nothing but a broken and dried up piece of rubber.

            It can be so tiring but there’s always some sort of act of love out there in the world that can keep you going.

            • MyAltUserNameIsCool [he/him]
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              My whole family is poor rednecks who all came from Kansas. My wife's family is poor rednecks who came from Indiana. None of them have any material interest in voting Trump and some of the people in my generation have broken away from it but most of them are still all for Trump on both sides of our family.

              My father in law is straight up emotionally abusive to my wife. He shot her with a bb gun when she was a child just for fun on multiple occasions and is constantly demeaning and rude to her. And then after a couple days or hours or years he will out of the blue apologize. He apologized for shooting her with the bb gun about 10 years after the last incident.

              When he ranted at her to go be with the damned and called her a lost cause it took him 4 hours to call and say that he loves her. He didn't actually say sorry but just asked if she was mad at him. I think he should be cut out of her life, especially with the stress he brings and her being pregnant. However her mom, sister and brother all still live there and she doesn't want to cut them out so she told him no. I don't want to strain and stress her anymore than she already is so I haven't pushed it.

              I have tried to be patient and be forgiving but I think a lot of these people are lost to me. If someone wants to make an attempt to be better I am here for it. I was a shitty ass teenager until I was about 15. But actual adults who still hold these beliefs just aren't worth the argument for me a lot of the time.

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      We will see a litteral army of Trumpist suicide bombers. Imagine a suicide bombing where the final words by the terrorist are about Graydon Carter's oscar-party.

    • Gaysexdotcom [he/him]
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      I think the psychic damage from Trump killing himself would be the closest we've seen to post-war germany.

  • JayTwo [any]
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    4 years ago

    This post is why we eventually get the domain seized by the feds, isn't it?

  • CTHlurker [he/him]
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    If anybody asks to describe why Chapo got nuked by Reddit, I'm gonna show them this post. Also the answer is likely no, but you could theoretically give him a stroke by making him really mad. So give it a go and see what happens.

    • angry_dyke [she/her]
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      Dude has like five blood vessels left in his brain that aren't completely clogged in plaque doing all the heavy lifting, I can't imagine it would be too difficult.

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    I don't want to make light of suicide. But it would be a positive way out for Trump. His people would never believe it. He would live forever as a martyr. He would be frozen in time as the greatest President ever to them. He would have never been truly, fairly, defeated. Instead he would be snatched away in his prime by the deepstate. So he would be an eternal winner. He would achieve sainthood among his people. It would also fit the Jim Jones/cult leader aesthetic.

    Unfortunately, his ego wouldn't let him. All that glory is useless if he isn't here to capitalize on it. His brain literally cannot process that scenario since you can't make a good deal if you're dead. Sacrificing the ability to keep going on TV is just not rational to Trump. Why would he give up what he loves the most for something he could never truly behold?

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    If you think his rehabilitation is bad now, wait til you see what happens in those circumstances.

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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      "The left claims to care about mental health, yet they bully a man into suicide? Curious."

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  • volcelpoliceman [none/use name]
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    I doubt he would ever do something like that, we probably have a better shot at targeting his wife or children, but that's just too vile and downright evil lmao

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    Hell if the FBI did it to Martin Luther King, frankly we're owed one.

    EDIT: On second thought it's better he not become a martyr. Look pathetic, constantly talk about Hilary while in an old folks home.

  • Octopustober [none/use name]
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    Trump is to twitter as Antaeus is to the earth. He simply can't be beaten on his home turf. I'm not sure what the equivalent of Heracles lifting him off the ground and strangling him would be. Possibly getting his account banned from twitter?