WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A PINEAPPLE FLAVOR IN EVERY VARIETY CASE OF HARD CIDER.
pineapple is the absolute worst type of cider and i used to harshly judge people who drank it. the only person I ever hung out with that drank them turned out to be a chud, and i have to believe that there's a connection. since my partner hates it too and i don't want to pour them out, I'm forced to drink it!
when communism is established pineapple will only be allowed to be used as a topping on pizza.
Grapefruit is the people's alchohol flavor. It works in rum, beer, cider, seltzer. It just blends perfectly with alchohol.
hell yeah grapefruit is definitely my favorite flavor for alcohol, i actually had some grapefruit cider last night. I'm a big fan of greyhounds and palomas too