Being a human blows

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Cats are amazing predators but they are also prey to many creatures, this is why most cats are highly strung and skittish. So they’re perpetually thinking they could be eaten by a friggin eagle or some shit at any time, even if they live in a two bedroom apartment, they don’t have it all easy.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The trick is to dress up in an eagle costume and sneak up on your cat while it's sleeping. That way they know if they do wake up to find a giant eagle screaming at them, it's just their owner and they have a treat.