My dad's running on the treadmill outside of my room right now and he's just yelling in tongues and it's annoying and creepy.

  • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    Haha you probably know about being "slain in the spirit" then too. The last time I saw somebody being slain in the spirit, the pastor put his hand on someone's forehead, yelled for the Holy Spirit to enter their body, and the guy fell back and took out like 6 chairs and cut his elbow open.

    • OptimusPrimeRib [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Fucking tent revivals are wild for that shit. Hot night, mosquitos everywhere a barely coherent sermon with hours of shouting and old ladies falling out on the floor and getting home at midnight. The only reason I even cared to go was the food my aunts made for everyone beforehand.