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minus-squareJudge_Juche [she/her]hexbear25·4 years agoThey banned all Jedis from fucking except the cone-head guy because he was like the last male of his species and thus had to fuck non-stop What I'm saying here is: chad Ki Adi Mundi vs. virgin Kitt Fisto link
minus-squarecummunist [he/him,they/them]hexagonhexbear23·4 years agoIIRC Kit Fisto was legally allowed by the jedi council to have an affair with Ayla Secura aka the hottest alien but they ended up not doing it because their faith in the force was too powerful absolute christian bullshit link
minus-squareREallyN [she/her,they/them]hexbear7·4 years agoLuke has a hot wife in the canon that matters. link
minus-squareJudge_Juche [she/her]hexbear7·4 years agoThats Protestant Jedi shit, would not fly with the OG Catholic Jedi link
minus-squareRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear2·4 years agoJust for once it would have been nice to have a relationship in Star Wars that doesn't end in death and/or tragedy. link
They banned all Jedis from fucking except the cone-head guy because he was like the last male of his species and thus had to fuck non-stop
What I'm saying here is: chad Ki Adi Mundi vs. virgin Kitt Fisto
IIRC Kit Fisto was legally allowed by the jedi council to have an affair with Ayla Secura aka the hottest alien but they ended up not doing it because their faith in the force was too powerful
absolute christian bullshit
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Luke has a hot wife in the canon that matters.
Thats Protestant Jedi shit, would not fly with the OG Catholic Jedi
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Just for once it would have been nice to have a relationship in Star Wars that doesn't end in death and/or tragedy.