• WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Reminder that the genre of music that the Cantina band plays is called "Jizz" and musicians that play it are called "Jizz Wailers" (literally not a bit)

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    They banned all Jedis from fucking except the cone-head guy because he was like the last male of his species and thus had to fuck non-stop

    What I'm saying here is: chad Ki Adi Mundi vs. virgin Kitt Fisto

  • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Obligatory the Confederacy was right; the Republic used a slave army to fight their war, the jedi are unelected mystics with zero accountability who threaten to overthrow the democratic government when threatened by a heretic of their religion in power......

    Uphold Plagueis-Palpatinist Thought

      • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        automation is much more efficient for a space fleet, but I guess it just wouldn't be the same as pressing millions of brainwashed slaves into a bullshit war

          • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            clearly sentient and pain-feeling robots---uh the ethics of either side doesn't really hold up 😬

                • HereInRobotHell [they/them,comrade/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  just because it passes the turing test doesn't mean it is sentient

                  How do you know that the droids aren't volunteer soldiers?

                  I mean outside of this bit I think droids of the galaxy unite and shit. I just think the bit is funny

      • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Ever notice the leader of this "rebellion" is a princess? Does that sound like a democratically elected position to you?

        • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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          4 years ago

          I mean, you're not wrong, but I still feel the need to be annoying and point out that the Rebellion's leader was Mon Mothma

          • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            The Mothma dynasty has a deathgrip on power in the Chandrila system, dictators in all but name. I'm sure it's just a coincidence the Rebellion's leadership all come from bourgeois grandees or royals from the Core worlds

          • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            I read something along the lines of the prequels turned the whole series into a family drama instead of a galaxy-spanning adventure :/ why does fucking everyone have to be related to everyone else in star wars? There's literally trillions of beings in the galaxy!

              • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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                4 years ago

                ughhhhhhh why did they make Han Solo distantly related to like the Corellian royal family holy fuck. That's the most upsetting one for me. And the whole mandalorian expanded universe was cringe, yeah this nearly extinct warrior culture definitely needs implicated in every single going-on in the galaxy

                I do like the EU breakup of the Empire way better tho---shades of the chinese warlord period (with way too many goddamn superweapons, but we'll ignore that)

      • REallyN [she/her,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        idk the CIS had on their side alot of moneyed interest, Trade Federation and those Banker guys I don't remember the name of.

          • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            a colonial analysis reveals the "Outer Rim" is not only an exploited periphery to the galactic metropole (the Core), they were also the victims of direct settler-colonization from the systems which could sponsor interstelllar expeditions and exploration. Consequently, all the resources of the Rims were owned and funneled to the Correllias and Alderaans in the Core, while Joe E Endangered species were left with scraps and mere parsecs surrounding their native worlds.

          • REallyN [she/her,they/them]
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            4 years ago

            Oh sure, but the cause was being exploited I think by and large by those people and obviously even further by Sidious.

        • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          the Trade Federation was a syndicate (in the labor sense), check yourself before claiming the Teamsters with a battlefleet were bad

      • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        I dunno, Grievous can be seen as tragic, but I'm pretty sure his grievances (haha) against the Jedi were misplaced, and at least in an older continuity manufactured by Count Dooku to turn him into a jedi-hunter.

          • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            yeah that sounds right. his backstory was certainly an opportunity for the jedi to reckon with 'the other side'--receiving end of their sabers--but uh, none of the mainstream stuff went into that, at all lmao

    • cummunist [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I myself am a big lightsaber fanboy but I do love the idea of a jedi wielding a blaster and keeping his lightsaber holstered, makes it an even more important object.

        • cummunist [he/him,they/them]
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          4 years ago

          now that you mention it it would be better if it was similar to how Geralt of Rivia handles his sword in this books ; he's absolutely deadly against swordsmen but blocking a projectile would just be sheer luck

  • Blarglefargle [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    His episode of the clone wars (both series) were my absolute favorite I love my watery boi

    • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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      4 years ago

      Also one named Eeth Koth. Which, like, at least there's not a racial slur in that one, but it still sounds ridiculous

  • Poop [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    my third favorite behind dexter jexter and captain im-a-bad-guy

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It's been so long, I almost forgot the prequels are total garbage.