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"God, you can't find competent graphic designers anywhere these days. Always making up excuses about their lazyness, like "wait, is that a selfie i'm supposed to work with??" or "the perspective doesn't match up" or "the lighting's different", "waaah waaah waaaah we would have needed a photo shoot for the cover you have in mind", what do these entitled hacks have photoshop for? Either they do what i pay them for or i'm just gonna do the cover myself."
my boyfriend does have some good meat that always clears out depressive thoughts. its vegan, too!
New grift idea: A salami that has been evenly infused with flunitrazepam, so you measure out doses by thickness of the slice you're cutting off.
I can't tell if this is extremely dense psychological symbolism or just really bad photoshop...maybe both?
A secret mission to spread the
gospelneverending diarrhea.
Wait, lobsters aren't red when they're alive, does that mean she has cooked him?
This cover screams "book you see at the grocery store in the magazine and stationery aisle" energy
This is the book cover equivalent of scammers still using the Nigerian Prince scam, just only the most gullible click the link.
https://www.reddit.com/r/carnivore/search?q=diarrhea&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all
"I have set my house in order and am rebuilding western civilisation", I say as I crawl around my house with a slug trail of shit until I die of dehydration.
How is JBP somehow behind her and in front of her. It's like penrose stairs.