the new book's an embarrassment of riches, feel like my life expectancy just dropped a few years

  • Pallumpollum [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Ungrateful shits rejecting my breadcrumbs, he said articulately while deepthroating a lobbyist with a baguette

      • MalarchoBidenism [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you

        This is the least of what's wrong with this person, but I just want to say that this is some really awful writing lmao. Shouldn't it be "ready to strangle you" or something like that, to keep up with the creeping weed imagery? The whole thing reads like some kind of chud Epic Sorkin Speech™ but this line sucks the most.