the new book's an embarrassment of riches, feel like my life expectancy just dropped a few years
*centuries.
Though I have to admit there were failed attempts in the early times but they did show promise.
No one has found the main character yet.
Turns out the big bad was Great Man Theory all along.
I honestly couldn't comprehend why people were angry at me-i said I agreed with their causes. What do they want me to take actual concrete action to advance those causes it something? After all, who do they take me for, it's someone else's problem. right?
This is why warcriminals shouldnt write fucking books without a ghost author
i ran on change. they should have known it would be incremental.
Ungrateful shits rejecting my breadcrumbs, he said articulately while deepthroating a lobbyist with a baguette
depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you
This is the least of what's wrong with this person, but I just want to say that this is some really awful writing lmao. Shouldn't it be "ready to strangle you" or something like that, to keep up with the creeping weed imagery? The whole thing reads like some kind of chud Epic Sorkin Speech™ but this line sucks the most.
Potentially not even true lol. Per that, his last requested budget held study or cut spending for the Global Fund to Fight AIDS.
Also lol at the big brained play to bemoan people complaining about shit he did (like, ya know, expanding wars and deporting a lot of people).
All I did was expand wars to several other countries, and they call me a war monger? SMH
It really takes a lot of mental effort to reconstruct the context of peoples' frantic whining on this service.
IDK what they expect from the memoirs of a US president anyway :seemingly banned-as-not-cool-or-something shrug emoji goes here:
i kinda wanna see the rest of that section. does he just leave it at that epic zinger?
