hi redditor as fuck i'm dad

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awww look at the doggo pupper booper snooper all women are whores wholesome footsie beanies keanu actually not all nazis were bad heckin pupperino booper omg iron man 4 looks sick let elon musk own everything such wholesome many doggos antifa are the real fascists

A number of years ago, I went to watch a late session of Rocky Horror at the movies with some friends. We didn't really know the deal, except that there was some sort of cult following around it.

There was a group of people in the cinema with all the dressup and the props etc, and they were all reciting "sarcastic quip" responses in unison to whatever was being said on screen. It was clear that there was some Official Joke Script for this movie that they'd all memorised, but there was clearly no joy in their voices any more. They'd repeated these same canned responses to these same lines so many times that they'd lost all meaning, there was just a bored emptiness clinging to a rather desperate note of smugness that they were part of an in-group because they knew the rote responses to all the trigger phrases.

Always kinda made me think of reddit.

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i remember when reddit was full of bored IT people posting on the job, all praise inglip

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger

Dear internet, I'm a 26 year old lady who's been developing a science-based, 100% dragon MMO for the last two years. I'm finally making my beta-website now, and using my 3D work as a base to create my 50+ concept images. Wish me luck, Reddit; You'll be the first to see the site when it's finished.

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Unfunny Pun Chain.

Not like us, we have hexbear.

"its almost as if"

Cat.

Le epic

Hole Sum 100