Too many br*nds at the grocery store, I can't decide, why do we need 14 br*nds of laundry detergent? Destroying br*nds is essential for the revolution.
There will be one br*nd of soup. One br*nd of soap. One br*nd of orange juice.
Lenin's Own Orange Juice. A man we can trust.
As long as there are still different "types" (e.g. unscented, allergy free, etc. for laundry soap) I'm game. It would make shopping a lot easier, and would have helped immensely with the whole lockdown thing. Instead of ordering "I need two packs of land o lakes butter, a gallon of deans 2% milk, six cans of Progresso clam chowder...etc etc" it would just be I need 2 lbs of butter, a gallon of 2% milk, and 6 cans of clam chowder. Hell, that shit could be damn near automated at that point. Everyone gets essentials with a list of options for things that need choice (flavors, scents, allergens).