ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of vagina before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of WAP?
The mention of Death Grips Is Online (likely a wry reference to it as the first song of the then most recent Death Grips album) immediately dates this to 2017 but WAP dates it to this year and this confusingly represents a far greater slap in the face as a contradiction than anything out of Karl of Marx communism's works
I never liked this copypasta because after years on /r/cth I've never seen anyone say they liked death grips (definitely not a to the level of a defining trait for chapo posters) and I REFUSE to be labelled as cringe for liking death grips
ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of vagina before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of WAP?
isnt this a chasersriseup copypasta lol
Lol yeah
The mention of Death Grips Is Online (likely a wry reference to it as the first song of the then most recent Death Grips album) immediately dates this to 2017 but WAP dates it to this year and this confusingly represents a far greater slap in the face as a contradiction than anything out of Karl of Marx communism's works
I never liked this copypasta because after years on /r/cth I've never seen anyone say they liked death grips (definitely not a to the level of a defining trait for chapo posters) and I REFUSE to be labelled as cringe for liking death grips
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