Posting on Chapo.chat

    • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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      4 年前

      ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of vagina before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of WAP?

      • M68000 [he/him]
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        4 年前

        The mention of Death Grips Is Online (likely a wry reference to it as the first song of the then most recent Death Grips album) immediately dates this to 2017 but WAP dates it to this year and this confusingly represents a far greater slap in the face as a contradiction than anything out of Karl of Marx communism's works

      • AntiNouns [it/its]
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        4 年前

        I never liked this copypasta because after years on /r/cth I've never seen anyone say they liked death grips (definitely not a to the level of a defining trait for chapo posters) and I REFUSE to be labelled as cringe for liking death grips

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 年前

        You will never be a real Chad. You have no chin, you have no wrists, you have no sex. You are an incel twisted by steroids and improper lifting form into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “sex” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your recessed jaw behind closed doors. Chads are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Chads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even dweebs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Chad. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your adolescent, stagnant axe body spray. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a bench, pump some iron, not use a spotter, and drop the bar on your own throat. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your Reddit posts, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably weak. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

        :le-pol-face:

      • Phish [he/him, any]
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        4 年前

        Nobody in your life respects you. You are the most pathetic little worm anyone you know has ever seen. You disgust them. They hate you for making them feel such pitty for a living thing. They wish you did not exist to make them feel this way.

      • EldritchMayo [he/him,comrade/them]
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        4 年前

        you will never be anything but a limp dicked disappointment so

        if your soul had a dick it would have erectile dysfunction and also phimosis

      • Koolio [any]M
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        4 年前

        you will never know what it's like to have healthy relationships with people

  • yaboi [he/him]
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    4 年前

    I got sleeve tattoos of my favourite left wing politicians. So far I have John McCain, RBG, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and George W Bush. Im also thinking of getting a tattoo of Obama's entire extended family.

  • Koolio [any]M
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    4 年前

    I actively participated in electoralism on both a local and national level.

    • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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      4 年前

      I commented, "no problem, sis" in response to a Black girl thanking me for sending her a link a few weeks ago. After a few minutes I realized that was probably really stupid to say and I should feel bad.

        • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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          4 年前

          Yeah, white leftists still have internalized race insensitivity that we need to work on, and I admit when I fuck up and want to do better. Liberals and chuds lack the awareness to do so.

            • thelasthoxhaist [he/him]
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              4 年前

              in spanish latin-america we were under a caste rule during the colonial era, that lead to colorism were the whiter you look the better privileges you had, so the white latin-americans and the white passing mestizos had more power that the other mestizos, the indiginous and the afro descendants

            • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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              4 年前

              That's awesome that your mom is there to help with that stuff, lol. The media likes to treat POC communities as blocs or monoliths that all believe and think the same way, and it's gotta be frustrating having all of these influences trying to make up your mind for you from the outside. Especially democrats, who I've seen many instances of libs telling black people that they're dumb for not voting Democrat when they're "the party of people of color and the oppressed," despite locking up of people of color at just as high a rate as republicans.

  • Koolio [any]M
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    4 年前

    I don't always call out liberalism when I see it, out of laziness.

    To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

    • boyfriend_ascendent [he/him,undecided]
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      4 年前

      Same. Everyone in my car today waxed rhapsodic about the glory of the West Wing and their hopes that a Biden transition would put "sustainable growth" first, even when I pointed out all the finance ghouls present.

  • Young_Lando [none/use name]
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    4 年前

    I literally posted this as a snide response to the dumb microresistance post and the admins pinned. Fuckin narcs

    • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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      4 年前

      Same. And I still love Marvel comics. I don't care about the movies or being caught up on every development, but I still enjoy reading comics.

      • thelasthoxhaist [he/him]
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        4 年前

        i still read dc comics, even tho they have been mostly bad since rebirth